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Wildcat's ABZ of RoadKill 2002 Entries

Charlie Running Score: 18

Domestic Cat Felis domestica	Red Fox Vulpes vulpes	European Hare Lepus europaeus
Grey Kangaroo Macropus major	White Backed Magpie Gymnorhina hypoleuca	"Roosa Deer" Cervidae bullshitus
Wombat Phascolomis mitcheli

and I thought this was going to be easy! Roosa Deer????????? OK, scoring as follows. 2 for the moggy, 2 for the fox, 2 for the hare and 2 for the roo. With the 'degree of difficulty' of the very rare 'Roosa' I reckon 2 for the names with a factor of 1 per 'antler', so we'll give you a 4. For Wally the Wombat another 2 and the 'downwind factor' a 2 cause it's winter. Yeh yeh...I know it's been a warm start to winter and as ya said 'it was really fucking crook', but hey summer would have got ya heaps! That's 17 total, subject to peer (or is that deer) review!

Roosa Deer!!!!!!!! sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK..make it 18, the extra 1 for 'artistic license'!!

Kaz Running Score: 6

Pumpkin Cucurbita moschata

Should have seen this one coming! Our first vegetarian entry!!!!!

and it gets better! According to Kaz this pumpkin was originally a fancy carriage containing a beautiful young lady wearing one glass slipper when it overtook her just on the stroke of midnight. There was a flash of light and a puff of smoke as it changed into the pumpkin leaving her no time to avoid it. The beautiful young lady was thrown to the side of the road obviously sustaining damage to her clothes as she was very ragged looking after the impact. Police are searching for some mice that ran away after the accident to help them with their inquiries.

Now as I have been reminded, Kaz does sleep with one of the judges, so I reckon we gotta be careful! So OK, 2 for the names, 'degree of difficulty factor' of 5 (so ya think that's high? you sleep with him then!), that's 10 and another 2 for 'artistic license', so that's 12! But hey, she missed the mice, hung round for the coppers to arrive and didn't share whatever she was on with the rest of us! So minus 2 for each offence! Subject again to peer review I reckon a total of 6 is fair!

Chunky1 Running Score: 9

porker, hog, swine, Sus scrofa domesticus

bigus biker

Now I hope this guy isn't having a go at Harley riders or cops here! Then again he might be a sexist pig, so who knows! Chunky1 rides pretty regularly with a couple of other guys out of Sydney and every now and then sets off to somewhere just for the hell of it. This one was taken on a 3800km round trip from the big smoke to Rockhampton inland and back down the coast. Nice run. So for the score. By the bloated belly of this porker it looks like he coulda had fair claim to some downwind issues, but alas, it's winter! Now obviously he's out the back of beyond and this porker is a coloured one, so he's selected carefully. Degree of difficulty? say 2. As for bigus biker, now Chunky1, think ya given us a pig in a poke here and no bike in the shot! That casts a shadow over it, so pigs eye we'll be duped! Ah what the hell, we'll give you 1 for trying. Subject to peer review seems it's a 9.