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Wildcat Escapes!!! Wandering Wildcat goes Walkabout!

Well Tommo took off as our roving ambassador to the world which is obviously a hard task.....but hey.....someone has to do it!

Just to rub salt into the wound he sent this email.......full reports please Tommo!

Hey Duds
saw the link on the site for Daytona and figured we had to have a rep there.
I found a bike that should handle Rowdy's ever expanding arse.
Bands were great and the cowboys were outnumbered by the Indians! Hefalump would have loved it........sorry could hold the camera steady enough for a pic of the girls in G-strings. On the way over I stopped in Samoa and tried to steal a cop bike but couldn't find the kick starter so had to settle for next best for some touring.
Just bought a 1.75l Jack Daniels for $32 eat your hearts out
Til next time
Tommo .....WWWildcat on tour

.............and still talking

the last one is for Preacher.........it is an AOG Church I stumbled upon in the hills of Samoa while looking around on the posty bike.They insisted I stay for lunch and were fantastic people.
Say a big hello to Sarah and tell her I miss her big smiles and hugs.

Tommo

and he keeps sending them...........

No worries duds,

my Aussie mate Gordon has a camera that does videos and yesterday we were going down #301 at about 70mph and this guy in front pulled his umpteen cc Suzisteamer up on its back wheel and kept it there til the next light where he did an endo! This was all in front of a Honda shop with a very large gathering . Anyway to make a short story longer than it should be we did a u-turn and went into a gas station and watched for a while. There were about 5 guys doing stunts up and down thru traffic (3 lanes each way). One guy put his feet over the handle bars and did a wheelstand then an endo in that possy then not to be outdone his mate turned around backwards and did a wheelstand. We got some vids as well as some good stills and will send them soon, is this the best address? Unfortunately someone called the cops and we were back at the gas station by then luckily cos they arrest everyone for not calling the cops and zip tie them all together until the charge sheets are processed. Only in America............ Tommo

Any charges here would have me deported and even oral sex is illegal in Florida so I'd rather my tearsheet read I was deported for eating pussy than aiding and abetting a good time.

Sunday, January 20, 2002

Hey there all!
    Went to New Orleans last week and got very pissed on Bourbon St. They were getting ready for Mardi gras and flashing their........ anyway I'll explain that when I send the photo.
     Just found out that Lynard Skynard is playing here in Orlando at start of March so gotta chase tickets. Tell Maxine to come over hahaha..... or eat her heart out.
    Am going to be busy as the bike finally has arrived even if it is yet to clear customs. We have Daytona 500 coming up then Bike Week and there is a Classic car weekend at Sebring which is about 180 miles away.
    Its been mostly work lately but it is starting to pay dividends. I just wrote out a confirmation order for a couple of guys in Trinidad so if that one comes thru I will have someone to go see some Carribean Cricket with!!!!
     Hope you are all well and I miss ya all heaps. Give yourselves and each other big hugs for me. Will have my own PC soon , so more news will come. I haven't had much access to one since I moved into the condo.

Tommo

Monday, February 04, 2002

    Hi there crew,
Sorry its been so long but things have been a lot tougher than expected over here but are starting to come together now.
     I have heard that its been hot over there and its been winter here and there have been nights we have had to turn on the aircon! Great bike riding weather which has been a real piss off.
     Got the bike here at on Jan 16 and will rego it this week now that some $$ are starting to appear. I want to go to Daytona Bike week in two weeks.
     Went to work at the World of Concrete show in New Orleans and partied pretty much. They were all getting into the spirit as they are hosting the Superbowl today and Mardi Gras in another 2 weeks so the beads were aplenty. Do ya know what they are for ? Well the guys toss them and the girls catch them and when they are suitably impressed they flash em! We'd just fill em full of booze or take em to a wildcat party!! hahahaha.
     I got an email from Kimbo, she's doin it tough with the chemo and all but she's hangin in there.
     There were bands in every second bar and I even got to try the washboards. On the way there and back we drove across a bridge that is 26 miles long and goes across the Gulf of Mexico and saves an extra 120 miles driving , that's open ocean on either side .Pretty impressive!
     Anyway let me know all the goss , who's screwing who and who is in gaol and who should be etc........ I've avoided it so far.
    What's happened with Tex dying, that was sad news when I'd not long met him.

Bye for now

Tommo

well I've been slack, forgot to post this! ooooooops!

Wednesday, 5 June 2002

Alright mate, I've been slack but heres the latest from the land of Budweiser and all other very average beers.
Life's going good and so is the old shovel, I put a new back tire and chain on last week and went on "snakes Poker Run".
Snake's got the big C and the Bar Out Back see their site www.baroutback.com/ organised the event cos he hasn't got any insurance.

We did the normal 5 stops but it was about the same total distance as Walgett to Collarenebri even after getting lost.
Lots of bikes, probably over 100 and lovely people tho, there was a guy and his lady on a 68 sporty chop that was real Peter Fonda stuff right down to the leather jacket. Sorry no pics but I'm about to fix that.
When we got bar to B out B they hung this Honda 4 up and let her run with no oil , the old shitter went for over 10 min until they dropped it and pulverised it with a machine kinda like Stan the Steamshovel!
They also raffled a real nice ford Torino convertible 70's type jalopy and all sort of stuff and I got the sign which you'll have to wait and see! It can hang in the bar at the Clubhouse.

The bar I drink at and ride out of is http://www.handlebarandgrille.com/ please organise a link to these great people. Many of them are keen to do an Australian tour so we might arrange something special for them "Wildcat style"

Tommo

And good as his word, here's more!

Monday, 17 June 2002

hi Crew went riding yesterday as usual and ended up at a fish camp where they were launching airboats, noisy
things and make lots of wind.
It seemed that Brad had wind too so they tried to light his fart.
We rode around the Lake at Sanford and even saw some alligators floating in the water, had half a mind to
go and wrestle one , hahaha.
Ended up at Bar out Back but as the weather was shitty they had cancelled the band , it was only a little
water but something about electricity and water.
So we went on to Otters and once again I was the centre of attention. There was another Aussie there but
he'd been here 22 years and didn't even had picked up
a seppo accent.
Next time

Tommo

Sat, 10 Aug 2002 Well here's the latest from Tommo, bit late but hey!

Straying Tommcat on the Prowl!

hey mate

just wanted to let ya know I'm alive and that no-one bothers to send me any emails these days. Life has been busy and on 4th July my friends Shorty and Deb got married and it was a hoot of a time. They decided on an Indian/biker theme and had the sacred circle of rose petals and it was great. Check the www.Handlebarandgrille.com site for more pics.

The next day I headed across USA to California with "Face". We had our first stop at El Paso in Texas and went across the border into Mexico , only problem was I didn't have my passport and they almost didn't let me back into USA! We got to California in the middle of the night and slept for a couple of hours on a cement park bench before making it to Pasadena. I bought a heap of Harley T-shirts at different places so who wants one? Bet I get some emails now! The email is tommoscott@yahoo.com.au

On the way back I got "picked up" by a lady called Liz, chances are she may pop up fairly often in my pics. I have also started a yahoo pic album at http://au.photos.yahoo.com/tommoscott so check em out.

Lastly 2 weeks ago "Face" had a birthday party and on the same day Tom and Lyn had their 18th wedding anniversary. Mind you they don't look old enough to be married that long in fact Lyn has one of the best set of tits I've ever seen and Tom promised if we put this on the Wildcats site we'll send you a pic to prove it!

Forgot to tell ya that the day we met the little old ladies from Pasadena was the day Leyton Hewwitt won Wimbledon. California was also in one of its worst drought ever and look how water wise they were!

Saturday, November 30, 2002

Tommos Tantilizing Tittilations!

Hey mate these are the ones I promised Duds........... just another night at the bar.
was great talikg to yas tonight , I've missed you all.
Say bye to Ray and Nigel for me.

Tommo

Thought we'd throw in a random gathering of tommo's pics